| to mary |
[Aug. 7th, 2004|11:06 pm] |
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this page is to my beloved mary, without whom i would not know about livejournal. Mary, what words can describe u> awesome, crazy, cool, funny, spunky, neato,emo, googoo, what? all i know is that i am sooo glad u and i became friends. i love chattin with u on the internet. its soo fun and relaxing. u have an awesome heart and really know how to make people laugh, especially me. i dont know what we are going to do about foofoo. i will have to draw up a contract deeming joint custody or somethin. lol its crazy. ur such a good person mary, u really are. omg, is that raw eggs i smell? omg it is! sorry, im typing and i smell raw eggs. neways, im gonna miss u so and i hate that we didnt meet up back in the 6th grade when i came. its crazy. i wont lose contact with u though. take care of foofoo when u see her! i mean really, take care of her, if u know what i mean.....;) |
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| to anna |
[Aug. 7th, 2004|10:55 pm] |
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this little entry is too tell her how much she means to me. anna, u have always been my friend since i came to sville. I loved spending time with u in ur airplane hanger in 6th grade, and i love hangin out with u now. Have we ever been mad at eachother? i dont know, maybe once. wow, thats crazy. Lets see. ok, u know i have liked u ever since i came to sville, and i havnt stopped, right? lol i know it sounds korny, but i think u and i already came to a conclusion similiar to that in drama class this past year. i remember it all too well. i sat down on the ramp on the right side of the stage right next to you. I said howdy, can we talk, and u said sure. i dont remember my quote, but i told u how i had liked u all the way back in the 9th grade but that i thought u had hated me. omg it was like god said "ahhhhh, there u go chris for thinkin". u started to laugh and then u slapped urself. u said, "omg chris, i liked u so much in the 9th grade but i though u hated me". wow. do u know how much i have wanted to go back to the 9th grade and fix things, tell u i like u? crazy. Its just that u are the only girl that i have ever loved spending time with. i used to hate going away from school, but excited coming back because i had all my classes with u! and i dont know how many days u ruined in high school for me because u were absent. i would have to be goofy all by myself. lol, time flys doesnt it? well anna, u know that i love u so much. u are a wonderful person and an awesome friend. im so glad we have been best friends since 6th grade, and i never want that to change. im gonna miss u so much, but i will come down every friday and root 4 u at the football games. im gonna say bye now. but its not really goodbye, is it??? |
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| its been a long time |
[Aug. 7th, 2004|10:22 pm] |
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Hello, its me again. Wow, have i got a thing or two or 80 to talk about today. Lets see what has happened to me since the last time I wrote. Well, I have changed schools, thats big. I am now going to St. Bernard Preparatory High School in Cullman, Alabama. Its in the foothills of the appalachian mountains, or so the brochure says. Its a nice Catholic school, and it will do me well, since I am catholic. I am really hoping that i meet a girl up there that i really like. Although i am leaving a lot of really awesome girls behind me (mmm hmmm, anna), i really want to meet other people too. I think that me and anna have had a really good history, that is why the journal entry right after this one is dedicated to her, my anna! But to continue, St. Bernard seems like a really good school. There are three reasons i wanted to go: 1= to leave springville. I like it, but its too small and ignorant for me. 2= i wanted to grow in my faith, and a catholic high school would be the best place to do it! 3= springville is such a bad school academically wise. Sorry coach harris, but springville sucks major. Well, those are my reasons for leaving. But do u know what really suck, the fact that i am going to be leaving all of my friends behind. I am listing all the people off the top of my head i will miss in random order: ANNA, LAINIE, NATALIE, MARY, SAVANNAH, DREW, ADAM, BRANDON G, BLAKE D, BLAKE B, BRANDON H, JAMES O, LINDSEY D, ALLIE, WENDY, TORY, JESSICA H, BRITTANY H, AUDREY A, JOSH B AND JOSH B, JESSICA W, SHANNAH, JOY, ASHLEY H, LAURIE S, KYLE L, CHRIS C, JASON G, SARAH F, VERONICA H,. WOW, u know what, i really need to look at a year book right now. there are too many to name. if i didnt name u, GET OVER IT its really hard to say goodbye to everyone. just listing those names i went over about 7 years of memories. ist crazy. well, im gonna right an entry for u all. tonight. i hope. lol. well, lets see, my mom is graduating form nurse anesthesia school in november. its good because she will be under a lot less stress, but its bad because my dad wont pay child support,prob. oh well, speaking of my dad, i dont think he or my step mom really like me anymore. oh well, its cool. i am gonna see them before i go, and i dont know when else. crazyness. ummm, lets see, wow. what else is there to talk about? its wierd, u know? im leaving. i always thought i would walk with all of u guys, u know? im gonna tell the truth, i was really depressed, even as a 5 grader, before i came to springville. i was made fun of, tortured, and even degraded at my old school. it was really hard, u know? oh well. i remember the first and last people i talked to at springville. the first was lainie, she asked me what my name was and where i came from. the last was anna, i gave her a hug and said "we had better see each other this summer and hang out". well, i didnt live up to that bargain. lol crazy again. oh well. the one person i wish i had spent more time with and met before now is mary. she is like the coolest gal ever and i love spending time with her. i hate we met the last semester of my last year at springville, it really sucks. i also want to say something to all people who read this. u dont know what is going on in someones mind. i have too much to handle right now, and a lot of internal problems i am trying to fix. what i am sayin is that it really helps to ask someone how they are doin. even if u dont like them. if u see them by themselves, standing around, or just in class, ask them how they are doing. be sincere. a simply smile, a hello, a pat on the back, and a how are u doing can go a long way. well, im gonna go and right about u all. hahahah! cya |
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| The Chris and Drew |
[Apr. 17th, 2004|10:47 pm] |
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The top picture is of my other half, Chris Cohron. We are telepathic, as you can see. And the bottom is Drew. He is.....well.....Drew.
 
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| A Glimpse of A Mary |
[Apr. 17th, 2004|10:40 pm] |
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This is a precious picture of a Mary. Notice how her face muscles spaz as I approach her with the camera. Priceless. Very moving
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| Mary. The One |
[Apr. 17th, 2004|10:16 pm] |
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My Picture of Mary. Wow, I love her. And the fact that she is always smiling . But i wont tell you why........
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| Think of the kittens |
[Mar. 20th, 2004|08:32 pm] |
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I knew God punished us for our wrong doings. Now we all know what he does.....
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| Writers block.....a curse of satan..... |
[Mar. 20th, 2004|02:41 pm] |
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Well, i have been sitting in front of this computer, trying to think of writing material to put onto this website. I have one good idea. A comic strip about our lunchtable. It will be hilarious, if i can ever get it on and put together. But i am also in a perdicament. I am so confused about what else to put on there. I mean, i want to put funny stories and stuff, but it seems like the only things i want to use are other peoples. Its like i think i am incapable of doing anything interesting or writing anything funny on my own. I have always had that insecurity, the feeling that i am not funny and that if i ever did try to be funny, people would not laugh and look wierd at me. I dont know why this same problem is following me to my website construction. Well, maybe it will change. i believe that i want others ideas because i legitamatly think that they are funny. Chester is funny. Mary is funny. Drew is funny. Foo Foo is funny. Am I?
Anna-"Chris, you are funny; and very special".
Thanks Anna. Wait, where did you come from?
Anna-"Um......dont ask..." |
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| Star Trek IS cool... |
[Mar. 20th, 2004|02:45 am] |
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Have you ever watched Star Trek? I mean really? Its an awesome show, and i dont even go to all of the conventions. I just love it. I would never go to a convention, though. Well, maybe if i went with a Kleengong woman....that would be hot...uhhhhh.....
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| The 80's, a time not soon to be forgotten... |
[Mar. 20th, 2004|01:47 am] |
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Have you ever wondered why so many kids of our generation listen to music from the 80's? I mean really, its like the 80's came, and it is still sort of here. It never went away; well not totally. I personally love music from the 80's. I love Bon Jovi, Bananarama, The Bangles, AeroSmith, Flock of Seagulls, the whole shabam. So people don't, and i guess thats okay. I personally think that they will forever rot in the eteranl and undying fires of hell, but thats just me. I have an opinion, ya know? Well, some of the pics i have put on my journal have been racy, so I am know determined to put a picture on here that is not racy at all. It is one of the most widely known fads of the 80's. You will like it. If you dont, then die. Just go some where and die. This dove will take you somewhere so you can die. By yourself. Alone. Please!
  
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[Mar. 20th, 2004|01:11 am] |
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I had to put this picture on. It reflects what I have been thinking for a long time now, I mean come on, what else did you think they did after hours???
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[Mar. 20th, 2004|12:25 am] |
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These are funny pics. They make me laugh. He He He He. Giggle Giggle. There I go again. Wow. I cant seem to control my spontaneous laughter. Woot Woot. Its cool.
 
 
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 20th, 2004|12:19 am] |
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This is Foo Foo and Mi Mi. They are close friends. Almost too close...
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| Foo Foo |
[Mar. 20th, 2004|12:06 am] |
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Foo Foo is my friend that lives on my hand. Say hello Foo Foo. Well, I thought that she needed a formal introduction into my journal. She is one of the most prescious things in my life. Yes Foo Foo, I know. Anyway, we have always had a lot of fun together. Foo Foo! Not like that! Well, what i meant to say was that Foo Foo and I have been friends for a very long time. She has always been there for me, and I for her. We go back a long ways. Yes Foo Foo, college was fun.
No, im not reinacting that scene again. It was a one nighter, okay!! Geesh. Back to what I was saying.... Me and Foo Foo go way back. Oh, and just a word to the wise...She is a little.....you know.....wacky....I have tried to get her to go to the doctor, but the doctors tell me that I am crazy. Me? Crazy? Ha, I told them they must be losing it. I mean, I go and try to get my friend some mental help but they look at me and tell me I am crazy! I mean come on! Geez!!! Oh, well, I think me and Foo Foo are going to go and get some coffee. Or maybe a donught. No Foo Foo, they dont sell cappucinnos at Lornas. Thats only at Starbucks. Well.....No.....I guess they could make a change in policy....but....Oh look at the time. Gotta run! Foo Foo! Dont let your hands wander.....oh, Foo Foo... |
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| What a heck of a time it has been |
[Mar. 19th, 2004|09:14 pm] |
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Yes. My title explains it all. At this very moment I sit watching Bram Stokers Dracula on Turner South. But that is not all that has happened. Many things have come and gone since I last wrote on this journal. Foo Foo has been brought into mine and Mary's lives. We cherish her deeply, and not just because she performs a vast variety of sexual acts upon us, but that........well........no, that is pretty much it. We love Foo Foo because she does give us sexual favors. Ok!!! ARE YOU HAPPY!!! WE ARE SICK!!! WE HAVE RELATIONS WITH SOCK PUPPETS!!!!! OK!!!!!......oh.......I have gotten caried away. I did not mean to say that me and mary are perves, but.....well....Foo Foo is so invigorating....and demanding......Well, I guess I will write tomorrow. I need to.....calm down.......oh Foo Foo stop it........ooooh.... |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 21st, 2004|08:57 am] |
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Well, today is the actual day that Laim Laffs will be on the web. All that read this need to go to www.laimlaffs.com because it will be the best site ever. It will contain jokes, stories, and cartoons from me and everyone else i take material from. If you ever have anything you want me to put onto the website, just tell me and i will put it on there! Its gonna be spiffy. Oh! you can also have your own email address. Mary, you can have smexydingo@laimlaffs.com. I can have slightlyaroused@laimlaffs.com
it will be so spiffy!!!!!!! |
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| Enterprise |
[Feb. 7th, 2004|02:20 pm] |
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I had fun last night talking to mary and chester on the internet, and i went to bed at 12:00. I woke up this morning feeling energized and renewed. I am looking forward to fixing my computer and going to best buy today. I am sitting in my dads living room watching star trek. I love this show. It is so interestign and it makes me want to live in outer space for some reason. I wish i was captain john luke bicard or however you spell his name. He is in charge of the entire ship, with like 20000 people on board. How do you think he stays in charge of an entire star ship like that? It must be a lot of hard work. Wow, the episode that i am watching is pretty wierd. there are tons of midgets and stuff. Diana has no pants on. hehehehe. thats pretty cool. And here comes the omnipotent q, whose diabolicle plans will try and foil the star ship crew. He doesn't stand a chance though. I wonder if they had planned on making him sort of like a god or something? I wish i was q. BUT IM NOT TRYING TO BE BLASPHEMAS!!!!!!!!!!! Well, its a commercial now, and im gonna continue surfing the web. Chao
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| My first entry |
[Feb. 6th, 2004|10:40 pm] |
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Well, today has been a fairly judgemental day. Some would consider it a horrible atrocity, to others, a "boulder off their shoulder". I want to ask people a question, and answer me back with what you think? Is it sometimes wrong to like somebody? Even if they are your friend? Have you ever liked anyone, but did not want to tell them because there is a possibility of it ruining or changing the friendship? Well, i dont feel that my particular problem would have an adverse effect on our friendship if she found out, but the thought of telling her at this particular time makes me cringe. I need some guidance. I pray to god for most, and you all for the rest. |
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